I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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