...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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