If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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