Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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