I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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