people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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