respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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