if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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