Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
try to milk me bitch
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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