Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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