He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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