No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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