The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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