paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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