My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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