I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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