I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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