Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
im six kinds of drunk right now
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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