and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
He better not be in your backpack
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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