please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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