we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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