so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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