Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I bet he comes in French.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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