I got chris browned last night
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
His nipple licking is glorious
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