Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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