the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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