going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
im holly from the hills drunk
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
it glows. i had to have it.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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