i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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