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(732): View more from New Jersey

so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house

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(732): View more from New Jersey

She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.

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(513): View more from Ohio

he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands

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(415): View more from California

sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.

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(714): View more from California

he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick

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(302): View more from Delaware

As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.

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(847): View more from Illinois

My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.

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