Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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