I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
