Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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