Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
