i jhust puked up my retainher.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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