it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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