Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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