Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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