: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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