The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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