I murdered the dance floor call the cops
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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