What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
