She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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