he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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