Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my being single is dangerous.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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