dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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