I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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