____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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