Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Randomize
