Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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