whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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