I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I've blown a few things in my day
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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