I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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