i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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