I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I know her cup size but not her name....
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