I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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