I'm so fucking centered right now
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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