Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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